I have my political science class in a few hours. It sucks mainly due to the fact that one, I don't study and two my professor went nazi on me on my research paper last week. Now I had to write a whole other paper, which I did last night (this morning) till about 4. All I've got to do now is make all my stupid citations and put them where they belong, easy enough.
My professor is a forgetful person so I really hope he remembers when he told me to revise and bring it in on the 19th (today). I have a pretty awesome memory, at times. Okay no I don't but I would bet my life that he said turn this shit in today.
Wish me luck on my final, I'm probably gonna need it because if I fail either of these, I fail the class. That's stupid right?? I've gotten all A's through this entire semester, before this paper deal I was like one of the top three in the class. Now I'm sitting at a D with no paper turned in, even though his ass should have just dealt with the fact that I was missing 1 citation and a few other very minor things. He coulda gave me a C or some shit if it really hurt his feelings. It's quite sad when someone, such as myself, can get a 93% on my research paper on the support of legalizing Marijuana but gets apparently "not enough points" to even get a passing grade on my research paper on the GOP.
We've had about four other exams and daily presentations. I passed all of them with flying colors, NOTHING below an A. Sad right? yea that's sad indeed.
Thursday, May 19, 2011
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
Love scandel and a love child OH NOES!
Apparently the governator has an illegitimate child to his maid that he's kept under wraps for years.
This is quite interesting! Not, I could care less about other peoples personal issues. especially when it comes to their love life, I could have gave two shits about Clinton's little thing, cause that's none of our business.
I should really keep up with the news, since apparently everyone else knew about this. But what upsets me more is that the news published this and subsequently ended Arnold's marriage with his wife. Now his non-illegitimate children will have two Christmas's and still all the money they could ever want, or need.
At least I know what the babies first words were. "I'll be back" or at least his sperm.
You can see the resemblance in the picture below, but come on Arnold you could have done better! :)
*yum*
I love Ice cream, it's especially delicious. Soft served is pretty awesome too. I like all the flavors. Mint chocolate chip... yum. OH and frozen yogurt is extremely delicious.
Anyways,
"On May 16, 2011, the Los Angeles Times revealed that Schwarzenegger had fathered a son in 1997 with an employee in his household, Mildred 'Patty' Baena."
This is quite interesting! Not, I could care less about other peoples personal issues. especially when it comes to their love life, I could have gave two shits about Clinton's little thing, cause that's none of our business.
I should really keep up with the news, since apparently everyone else knew about this. But what upsets me more is that the news published this and subsequently ended Arnold's marriage with his wife. Now his non-illegitimate children will have two Christmas's and still all the money they could ever want, or need.
At least I know what the babies first words were. "I'll be back" or at least his sperm.
You can see the resemblance in the picture below, but come on Arnold you could have done better! :)
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Waiters
You know what?
Having a waiter, or server serve you is pretty awesome. It's nice to see that someones job is to be a slave to my every whim. It's alright if they drop by and see if everything is going good, but this can get excessive. Especially when some slaves (servers) are trying to out due their co-slaves (co-workers) and bother you even though you're not my slave! then another slave comes by. then my slave. then the big old school pimp has to walk around making sure that the hoes are doin' work.
So I hate it when waiters are constantly bothering you while you're eating at a restaurant trying to have a conversation and every 6 minutes they stroll by IS EVERYTHING OKAY!? >:( NO BITCH YOU'RE RUINING THE EVENING. Don't ask if I want a refill just refill it. End of discussion.
Having a waiter, or server serve you is pretty awesome. It's nice to see that someones job is to be a slave to my every whim. It's alright if they drop by and see if everything is going good, but this can get excessive. Especially when some slaves (servers) are trying to out due their co-slaves (co-workers) and bother you even though you're not my slave! then another slave comes by. then my slave. then the big old school pimp has to walk around making sure that the hoes are doin' work.
So I hate it when waiters are constantly bothering you while you're eating at a restaurant trying to have a conversation and every 6 minutes they stroll by IS EVERYTHING OKAY!? >:( NO BITCH YOU'RE RUINING THE EVENING. Don't ask if I want a refill just refill it. End of discussion.
Monday, May 16, 2011
Dreams
I had a dream last night.
Some would classify it as a nightmare, but confronting my fears isn't such a bad thing. For the past three nights I've been having interesting dreams. Along with interesting dreams, I seem to have this curse. I'm not a huge believer of the paranormal or anything like that, but for a few years now I've had the habit of like looking at the clock exactly at 11:34 or 3:00 at night. For those of you who are confused, 11:34 turned upside down spells hell and 3 is like demon hour of some shit. It happens all the time. I tend not thing think about it until after it happens but it happens everyday. I think all that stuff is BULLSHIT why is it happening to me?!
Anyways here are my dreams:
The first night, which would be three days ago, would be one that would frighten most, mainly because I don't know if it was a dream or not. It felt as if a spiritual entity was messing with me... while I slept. I don't know much about these things but it was pretty scary. It's strange because I didn't think paranormal activity was a good movie, nor have I talked much about it or even thought about until after that night.
Night number two, which would be two days ago, is a little sketchy now. I don't remember all the details, but I certainly did when I woke up. Apparently everyone was being possessed by something and they were turning bloody evil. Basically me and a few others... it ended up me being the last one... had to keep these people in check so they didn't go off going crazy. I remember their faces in great detail. Surprisingly enough I couldn't relate them to anyone that I currently know. I also remembered how their faces would change once they were taken control of, the dark grin and their eyes would turn all black.
The third dream, which would be last nights dream was more strange than scary consisted of two dreams. Mainly because I tossed a little while I slept and you only visually know you're having a dream when you wake up. Technically people can have thousands of dreams while they sleep. The only one you remember is the one before you woke up. Anywho, both of these consisted of water. Dark water.
The first one seemed like we were at a Fishery or Fish hatchery, which is a place where humans put fish to breed. Apparently there was an amazing penny in the first hatchery section... and I just had to have it. The water was clear and I could clearly see nothing else was in there. I was apparently in school at the time, since I had a teacher and bunch of classmates. So I stripped off my clothes and jumped in, no big deal. But then I realized it was super deep. at least 50 feet. But I had to have this penny so I swam and swam deeper and deeper and I finally got the penny. I looked up to find that there was no way I could get back with how long I could hold my breathe. a few strokes back up and I lost my breathe, but then learn that I could breathe underwater! So I enjoyed myself for a few moments then swam back up to my class.
Everyone was astonished at what I had done... but then there was this other deep pool type hatchery thing. Which had two creatures in it one of which was this HUGE ASS FISH and it had teeth, but it was held in place by some kind of brace. The other creature was like the lochness monster, but he was at the bottum and his flipper was stuck OH NO! so I had to dive into the dark deep watch to find him and free him, pretty badass right? Well no. I wasn't diving into pitch black water with that man eating fish and all that. Then somehow we managed to release the water and save nessy after a long argument on how to free her/him (idk)
The second dream also had something to do with water, but a local one that I know of. Apparently in this dream a man bought all the lowlying river plains in our area. He was a scientist who owned a big house by the river. He soon went missing and was presumed dead. or they found his body, hell if I knew. Anyways me and a couple of buddies went down to the river to swim. Well long story short this scientist created a monster half alligator half shark half human or some shit. All my friends were eaten and I was seriously injured. I managed to escape the river, barely, and decided to walk home. When I got to the road I stepped in a small patch of fog, that sent me flying away. I asked a bystander if he saw what had happened and he was like Oh yea! that happens all the time. So I went back to this fog and would jump around in it and it would launch me all over the place. Then I played in the fog until I woke up.
I thought dreams were suppose to have meaning or something, at least that's what some Native American tribes thought.
Some would classify it as a nightmare, but confronting my fears isn't such a bad thing. For the past three nights I've been having interesting dreams. Along with interesting dreams, I seem to have this curse. I'm not a huge believer of the paranormal or anything like that, but for a few years now I've had the habit of like looking at the clock exactly at 11:34 or 3:00 at night. For those of you who are confused, 11:34 turned upside down spells hell and 3 is like demon hour of some shit. It happens all the time. I tend not thing think about it until after it happens but it happens everyday. I think all that stuff is BULLSHIT why is it happening to me?!
Anyways here are my dreams:
The first night, which would be three days ago, would be one that would frighten most, mainly because I don't know if it was a dream or not. It felt as if a spiritual entity was messing with me... while I slept. I don't know much about these things but it was pretty scary. It's strange because I didn't think paranormal activity was a good movie, nor have I talked much about it or even thought about until after that night.
Night number two, which would be two days ago, is a little sketchy now. I don't remember all the details, but I certainly did when I woke up. Apparently everyone was being possessed by something and they were turning bloody evil. Basically me and a few others... it ended up me being the last one... had to keep these people in check so they didn't go off going crazy. I remember their faces in great detail. Surprisingly enough I couldn't relate them to anyone that I currently know. I also remembered how their faces would change once they were taken control of, the dark grin and their eyes would turn all black.
The first one seemed like we were at a Fishery or Fish hatchery, which is a place where humans put fish to breed. Apparently there was an amazing penny in the first hatchery section... and I just had to have it. The water was clear and I could clearly see nothing else was in there. I was apparently in school at the time, since I had a teacher and bunch of classmates. So I stripped off my clothes and jumped in, no big deal. But then I realized it was super deep. at least 50 feet. But I had to have this penny so I swam and swam deeper and deeper and I finally got the penny. I looked up to find that there was no way I could get back with how long I could hold my breathe. a few strokes back up and I lost my breathe, but then learn that I could breathe underwater! So I enjoyed myself for a few moments then swam back up to my class.
The second dream also had something to do with water, but a local one that I know of. Apparently in this dream a man bought all the lowlying river plains in our area. He was a scientist who owned a big house by the river. He soon went missing and was presumed dead. or they found his body, hell if I knew. Anyways me and a couple of buddies went down to the river to swim. Well long story short this scientist created a monster half alligator half shark half human or some shit. All my friends were eaten and I was seriously injured. I managed to escape the river, barely, and decided to walk home. When I got to the road I stepped in a small patch of fog, that sent me flying away. I asked a bystander if he saw what had happened and he was like Oh yea! that happens all the time. So I went back to this fog and would jump around in it and it would launch me all over the place. Then I played in the fog until I woke up.
I thought dreams were suppose to have meaning or something, at least that's what some Native American tribes thought.
Sunday, May 15, 2011
Lemonade
Today's post is about Lemonade. Enjoy.Lemonade is quite delicious and orgasmicly refreshing. I enjoy lemonade from time to time, though it's never on my list when I'm thirsty.
Today though I've had quite a supply due to me making a fresh batch of good old pink lemonade... delish
For those of you who don't mind alcohol what, are you gay? mikes hard lemonade is also quite delicious ok the gay comment wasn't very nice. I have nothing against homosexuals. Here are some stunning pictures of the bottles. Oh yessss...
I haven't had one of these in a long time. I should go find someone who would be willing to purchase these for my use.
I recommend every passerby, follower, blogger and any other person who comes across this post to take time out of their day and enjoy a nice glass of lemonade.
DO IT.
Those are rubber ducks... not lemons, but I don't care. Rubber ducks are more interesting to have so many of, am I right?
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