Okay the title to this post means nothing. It was the first thing that popped into my head.
I'm sitting out here in my garage since I've been voted out of the island that is my house. Outcast. Forsaken. But really my brother is coming down so my room is now his room, and our guest bedroom now belongs to his kids.
So instead of sitting on my leather sofa in the living room, which I prefer to be naked on, I'm out on my futon in my garage. I feel like I'm in a prison and that I shouldn't show my face around the house.
On another note a few friends and I managed to rope together a few logs down by the river. Five logs to be exact and it was pretty kick ass for a little while. We managed to float our way down the river into the "rapid" area where we were thrown off course and which we were slammed into a downed tree which for some reason was relaxing there in the rapid area. It was pretty scary to tell you the truth, fun as hell, but scary. If I wouldn't have moved I would have easily broken one, if not both of my legs.
But since I'm super badass I managed to jump ship by standing perfectly on one of the out of control logs and then dived into the water.
After that we had to go back up stream which is pretty hard when the water moves faster than you can swim. We also mistaken one of our ropes, which we managed to salvage from the wrecked raft, for a snake. And when you're in water you cant touch the bottom and there's a freaking water snake swimming around everything goes into Get-the-fuck-out-of-the-water mode.
We later went and caught some crayfish, one of my newest favorite past times.
That was mainly my day. Along with the four mile run before hand and along with opening up my outdoor pool when I got home.
All this activity has really started to take its toll on my body. I'm red-er than a lobster from over exposure to the sun and my legs are all cut to hell. Along with my bodies fat reserves diminishing.
Well that's all for now. I'll see you guys on the flip side.
sounds like you had a productive day.
ReplyDelete@ed, I try :)
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDelete@Colin, >:) the snacks are in the garage muahahha
ReplyDeleteahh that must of been scary! I'd never do that lol!!
ReplyDeleteHaha, the garage can't be that bad. Also, love the Carl Sagan picture.
ReplyDeleteI hate sunburns.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a pretty good day to me.
ReplyDeletesounds like quite an adventure, hopefully you get your room back soon!
ReplyDeletefollowed
I sir, am a hater.
ReplyDeleteGo show them who's boss and reclaim your island. Don't be a castaway.. .AHHA SEE WHAT I DID THAR??
ReplyDeleteThat sounded like an epic day! Now I must pursue some epic adventures!
ReplyDeleteKeep em coming man!
ReplyDeleteSounds like you had a really great day!
ReplyDeleteNot a hater at all!
Why is there a shark knocking down a door?
ReplyDelete@ Carm;
ReplyDeleteno, the question is what sound it would hypothitically make^^
you don't wanna know how my day looks like :)
ReplyDeletelol good writeup and story haha
ReplyDeleteGahshunk !!
ReplyDeletehahaha
Wow that sucks about being kicked out of your own house. Put your brother and kids out in the garage ha ha.
ReplyDeleteNothing like a good productive day. :D
ReplyDeleteChristmas tree battles? Reminds me of Doctor Who.
ReplyDeletelol great post
ReplyDelete