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Saturday, February 5, 2011

How to shovel a drive way, Properly

Stuck shoveling a driveway?


No worries, I can help!

Here are some pieces of equipment  you'll need. First you've got to have your shovels. A big plastic on for scooping. Secondly you need a medal one for the hard ass pieces of ice. Third you need two buckets that you can fill with hot water and alternate. And for our final piece of equipment, a flame thrower. Yes a flame thrower, a propane powered flame spitter.



How do I know? Those are what I used to shovel a drive way today. True story bro.
Posted by the one and only, James at the time of 2:29 PM
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27 comments:

  1. JordanFebruary 5, 2011 at 3:24 PM

    i just shoveled my back yard today where the f did all this snow come from

    your friend,
    ectomorphmuscle.blogspot.com

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  2. ZakkFebruary 5, 2011 at 3:25 PM

    That would be an epic way to clear snow!

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  3. JamesFebruary 5, 2011 at 3:32 PM

    @Jordan No idea, I know nothing about snow other than their men and it melts.

    @Zoe! It was.

    And if anyone is wondering, YES I have a flame thrower, it's pretty amazing.

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  4. KisielekFebruary 5, 2011 at 3:50 PM

    giggle giggle giggle :D smile on my face right now, pretty big one

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  5. trippinketsFebruary 5, 2011 at 4:29 PM

    i shovel it with my snow blower

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  6. Johnny DramaFebruary 5, 2011 at 5:18 PM

    I wish I had snow to shovel

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  7. AnonymousFebruary 5, 2011 at 7:03 PM

    It would be good business to use a flame thrower instead of a shovel :D

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  8. RawFebruary 5, 2011 at 7:05 PM

    Flamethrowers are snow's worst enemy.
    Good choice.

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  9. JamesFebruary 5, 2011 at 7:12 PM

    I know right? It's super effective.

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  10. PS3 FnaticFebruary 5, 2011 at 7:22 PM

    I think I'll just stick to salt.

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  11. NeuroFebruary 5, 2011 at 7:29 PM

    I haven't even ever got to see snow before :(

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  12. GarthFebruary 5, 2011 at 7:32 PM

    i have a flamethrower, now i just need a big plastic bag, lol

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  13. pvFebruary 5, 2011 at 8:03 PM

    theres like 3 foot piles of snow in nyc right now from over a month ago lol

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  14. metalpickleFebruary 5, 2011 at 8:54 PM

    lucky i dont live in northeast NA

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  15. tangerine nectarine lemonsFebruary 5, 2011 at 9:03 PM

    I like the idea of just melting the snow. :D

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  16. AnonymousFebruary 5, 2011 at 9:03 PM

    That flamethrower would have come in handy this winter. I ended up shoveling the driveway, most of the yard, and part of the street. An igloo was the goal.

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  17. HellbentstabFebruary 5, 2011 at 9:05 PM

    A can of Axe and a lighter don't count as a flamethrower : /

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  18. YouKnowMeFebruary 5, 2011 at 9:10 PM

    intredasting...............!

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  19. JikFebruary 5, 2011 at 10:06 PM

    hahahahaha dude, yeah jsut set your house on fire = shoveling problem solved coz you dont have house anymore >:)

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  20. xazbaschbossFebruary 5, 2011 at 10:27 PM

    No way. If you did that then you may be the most epic person on the face of the planet.

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  21. Nik MekeenaFebruary 5, 2011 at 10:30 PM

    great blog, im gonna start following you

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  22. The Game Store GuyFebruary 5, 2011 at 11:46 PM

    Haven't shoveled snow in a while. Although, when I did, I feel proud to think I wasn't the only one that did this. Personally, I used a variant of salt and napalm, but it's all the same. :)

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  23. AnonymousFebruary 6, 2011 at 12:06 AM

    we dont get snow in New Zealand :/

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  24. nukpanaFebruary 6, 2011 at 12:17 AM

    i hate shoveling, thank god we finally got a snowblower this year

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  25. SalidirFebruary 6, 2011 at 12:29 AM

    bonus of being a college student, i don't have to care about shoveling, folks are hired by the city to do all that, feels good

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  26. poorfagsFebruary 6, 2011 at 12:49 AM

    I've shoveled my driveway 3 fucking times in as many days.
    Probably around 5 feet of snow in all.
    I MAD IF IT SNOWS AGAIN.

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  27. chowderpFebruary 6, 2011 at 7:47 PM

    had to shovel my car out at least 5 times -_-
    a flamethrower wouldn't be a good idea to use to get my car out xD

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