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Monday, June 6, 2011

Horrible :O

It feels like I've become a zombie. I haven't updated in like a week now because I've been moving non-stop it's quite terrible indeed.

To start this off I'm going to say fuck you to those who they know it's to.


Secondly my workout routine is ruined since my friend who usually does it with me fucked us over since he had some shit to tend to.

Also my weekend was totally ruined when I was invited to play some beer pong with some old buddies and some ancient drama had to show its face and my friends that I were with were asked kindly to leave. It's cool and all to ask someone to leave... just not me, or at least when I'm associated to leave since someone else is. It's a whole bunch of bullshit which I might rant about in the days to come.


I've been out buying stuff and walking around so much that I'm just worn out of it. I probably spend about six hours out of my house, a day, just at public places which aren't fun. Like a store or something.

GUESS WHAT. I no longer have a vehicle I can drive. Yesterday my key randomly got stuck in the on position in my car and there is like NOTHING I can do about it. I tried for like an hour and a half before I had to unplug the on fuse to keep my car from running itself dry.

I ordered the part which costs like $300 since I'm a thousand miles past warranty that stupid piece of shit. It's a goddamn 2010 car it should run better than my 1996 jeep which it doesn't...

Overall I've had less fun than usually. Though on the plus side I went to the river for FOUR hours yesterday with a bunch of friends, aside from the chemical burns on my back from some gasoline... strange but whatever... It was great.


I'm looking forward to updating now this week seems a tad bit more promising if people would get OFF MY ASS, and not in the good way :)

Thursday, June 2, 2011

100th Post

Herro everywon. This is my 100th post. Just thought I'd let you know.


I got an Xbox kinect yesterday... it's so cash!! Like super amazing. It reads a birrion times better than the wii.




So yea I'll be playing with that and that's about it since I've got nothing better to do.

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Holy Shit Batman

Trampoline! YES that's right I've got a TRAMPOLINE. It's so fun to jump on. I should invite people over to jump on my trampoline with me.


Also my brother brought down some games. I don't play very many games anymore but it's the thought that counts.

Try not to laugh...

That's about all. I've gotten a little tanner. Got some nice looks from some chicks today when we out and about. ;D haha. Cheers.

Monday, May 30, 2011

Christmas tree battles

Okay the title to this post means nothing. It was the first thing that popped into my head.

I'm sitting out here in my garage since I've been voted out of the island that is my house. Outcast. Forsaken. But really my brother is coming down so my room is now his room, and our guest bedroom now belongs to his kids.

So instead of sitting on my leather sofa in the living room, which I prefer to be naked on, I'm out on my futon in my garage. I feel like I'm in a prison and that I shouldn't show my face around the house.

On another note a few friends and I managed to rope together a few logs down by the river. Five logs to be exact and it was pretty kick ass for a little while. We managed to float our way down the river into the "rapid" area where we were thrown off course and which we were slammed into a downed tree which for some reason was relaxing there in the rapid area. It was pretty scary to tell you the truth, fun as hell, but scary. If I wouldn't have moved I would have easily broken one, if not both of my legs.

But since I'm super badass I managed to jump ship by standing perfectly on one of the out of control logs and then dived into the water.

After that we had to go back up stream which is pretty hard when the water moves faster than you can swim. We also mistaken one of our ropes, which we managed to salvage from the wrecked raft, for a snake. And when you're in water you cant touch the bottom and there's a freaking water snake swimming around everything goes into Get-the-fuck-out-of-the-water mode.

We later went and caught some crayfish, one of my newest favorite past times.

That was mainly my day. Along with the four mile run before hand and along with opening up my outdoor pool when I got home.

All this activity has really started to take its toll on my body. I'm red-er than a lobster from over exposure to the sun and my legs are all cut to hell. Along with my bodies fat reserves diminishing.

Well that's all for now. I'll see you guys on the flip side.

Saturday, May 28, 2011

:(

HOLY PICKLES BATMAN. Of course, my busy life has gotten exhaustingly boring. It's either I'm doing something or I'm not. There is on middle ground what so ever.

HOW about we mix some forever alone with some starcraft :D



Right now I'm bored. IF you cannot tell... It feels like I get bored a lot, but I do a lot. Right? Though sometimes I'll confuse boredom and being tired by not in this case.

Fun fact:

I've taken three showers since I've woken up. That's a lot, at least that's what I think. Two is usually good. Once when you wake up and once when you go to sleep, but I've taken three! 3! III! and I haven't even had dinner yet.

I feel a little down at the moment. So many things are starting to rush through my little head. I hate being alone, but I don't like relationships. This got on my mind only because one of my friends wants me to hang out with one of our somewhat mutual friends, whom is a girl. He just doesn't want me to feel like a third wheel when his girlfriend comes down and his girlfriend is friends with this girl. To be honest she is pretty attractive, but I'm totally not into her... at all. If my mind was normal and just wanted sex then I'd be right on that, but it's not.

I've got a shit ton of respect for myself and others, at least in person ;). I've been told I've got a lot of patience and a LOT of self control.


I don't quite know what to do with this oncoming dilemma. I can be a douche, since I'm thinking ahead, which is the only way I can possibly be douchey and live with myself.

Friday, May 27, 2011

Issues

My apologies for my sort term lack of activity. I've been moving non-stop the past few days so everything is getting a little stressful. Plus to add to the pace I apparently have gotten some individuals upset... Well they can suck my dick. Bring it on haters gonna hate...


I haven't been able to workout either due to the completely shitty weather. Ugh this week went from great to not-so-great in a matter of like two hours. On the plus side I just ate ten spicy ass wings. Delicious.

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Yet another exhausting day

The total distance I've moved on foot today is in the double digits. Most of that is NOT running thank God. Overall I've had quite an adventurous day indeed.


I've been running/jogging 4ish miles a day so far, for the past three days **WOOHOO I'm actually sticking to something for once... since I suck at commitment...

Jesus! My legs hurt. Not in a bad way, but in the muscle growing way. It's a pain in the ass (literally) to do anything with incline or moving my legs upwards, like going up or down stairs or even sitting down in a chair.

I went down to this river with a friend a few miles from his house. The water was about 7 feet above average and going super fast is all I can say.

First off. DONT GO SWIMMING IN FLOODED WATERS. Learn from my mistakes.

It's been raining here for the past few nights, but the mornings are always sunny which makes the day unbearably humid. Plus there were a few hard rain showers today which caused this river to become a complete bitch.

We wanted to walk along the bank, which was flooded with about two feet of rushing, murky water just to cool off from the walk from his house to the river, about a three mile journey. I also ran to his house which is around 4 1/2ish miles away. By the way is was about 80 degrees with extremely high humidity so it was quite dreadful... ANYWHO somebody, not me, had to step off into a deep spot and fall thus being sucked away by the current. I'm not an idiot though many of you can see the dangers in going into flooded waters.

So what the hell, I jump in to follow him. We manage to get on a piece of drift wood, which was a huge log that was stuck on a tree that lead to the, used to be, bank. We managed to pick ourselves up and avoid utter death and walked atop of the log to the flooded bank. Then proceeded to walk through the rain forest, it wasn't really a rainforest which if anyone has been to a rain forest it was 100% like that.

Then we had to walk all the way back to his place.

Then I finished off the day with a nice shower, nap, drugs and playing Just Dance... Just dance... Just dance.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Joplin, Missouri

WOW! Today was exhausting!

First off I stayed up to 3 a.m. because an old friend wanted me to play Gears of war. No biggie, but I woke up at 7:30 to go run... with my super soar legs. Afterwards one of my friends wanted to go help at Joplin that got it by a huge F-5 tornado. So I had to drive two hours, one way, to go help clean up. It was quite devastating...


I took some pictures that I'd like to share, though pictures just don't give it justice. Plus my phone sucks... and I'm a horrible photographer annnnndddd it was taken in the back of a bumpy, speeding truck. SOooo many excuses. anyways here's some pics:












The devastation is like this for a six mile stretch, it's literally as far as the eye can see.

On the plus side I got to spend some time with people that I like so it wasn't all that bad.

Yea you haters thought I was just a total ass didn't you? Nah I'm just a douche for the most part, but I'm kind and charming. That's why the ladies love me... and some of the girly boys? :/ about that...

Monday, May 23, 2011

Today is today. Tomorrow is tomorrow. Yesterday was Yesterday.

So the run went pretty well. Only went 4 miles, but still not bad for someone who hasn't done much physical activity in a while. It was quite tiring but oh well I guess I'll deal with it. The sun was pretty hot at 8 am. Didn't really expect that. I would have went swimming afterwards if the rain didn't come in. Stupid rain... I used to love the rain now I hate it, man, what is up with me?

I got some pretty nice looks from the ladies today ;D Or not. I don't know.

Picture related, It's me after a month of this shit... Yes ears and all.

On a side note~ I hate my phone service... I have two bars right now and it's not sending a freaking message.

On another side note I totally stared down some hot chick that was singing, oh so hard, in her car today. When we made that notorious eye-contact I couldn't just look away so all I could do is give her a nice smile back. I could see her blushing... but, like a boss, she kept on singing. I salute you singing chick at the red light near the south shoppette. You made my day and I'm sure I made yours.

Sunday, May 22, 2011

Another day

It's been another day. Tomorrow is the first day of my workout routine. I'm going to be running halfway between my house and a friends house which comes to be around 3 miles and then well I don't know. Are we running to one of our houses? or running to another destination? Beats me, but I'm ready to do this.

Time to be a boss.

For my last post about the dancing, it's on someones camera that I don't know every well and they live a few states away so I won't know be able to post it.

I was doing some file cleaning, and I've got a ton of photos. For all you pokemon fans, I discovered this:

Made me laugh so hard.

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Hey guess what.

The rapture didn't happen. Possibly in a parallel universe though. Oh well, I don't believe in that shit anyways.


Guess what happened last night? Lots of fun is what happened last night and possibly tonight and preferably the next night. Apparently I kicked so much ass on the Michael Jackson Just Dance, hell if I remember, but it's recorded so there is proof.


Life is starting to get a little stressful. I can party at three different places with three different friends. They are not mutual friends with each other... so one hates one etc. So this can be a difficult decision I just have yet to decide.

Just keeping up with my post a day, I hate getting lazy and missing a few posts. I tend to be in a awful mood, which is why I don't post anything and then I get mad because I didn't post anything! It's a never ending story.

Well enjoy your day fellow bloggers, followers, and otherpeople-ers *just to make it rhyme.

Friday, May 20, 2011

I've waited so long

Yes! I'm finished with all my finals, and passed all my classes. I was the second highest grade in two of my classes, yea that's right you're jello. I'm extremely smart I guess. At least in Biology and History.


I haven't had much sleep these past few days :( I stayed up writing a paper one day and I had to get up at like 4:45 today so I could get ready and get to class on time!


Did you hear about the upcoming apocalypse? I bet you have, for those who haven't basically a group of stupid religious fanatic retards, who are more naive than I am, believe that God is going to take his children how sweet... and let the dead rise. All sorts of bull, hell I should have wrote the apocalypse I could have came up with better shit. Anywho people are now worried about zombies and shit, how stupid right? Don't get me wrong, zombies would be the shit but that shit isn't going to happen, nothing's impossible but it's unlikely.

NEW SUBJECT~~

Gas is expensive. I live in a place where it's like $3.75/gallon, which is NOTHING compared to other places I've been but since I live so goddamn far away from everything, its freaking 30 miles away from civilization so that's a 60 mile round trip every time. Along with all the running around I do it takes a toll at the pump. I'm tired of giving my money to gas stations. 

Gas isn't gonna go back down, ever. And when it comes to saving money just stay home... WELL I've got a shit ton of plans for the summer which are mainly extreme outdoorsy shit such as biking, rafting, canoeing and anything else I can jump into. All I wanna do is have fun and that's what I'm going to do and all of this is going to cost some grass (money not weed)  just to transport myself and others to locations in which we can do outdoorsy shit.

But enough of that now it's time to party it up! This weekend best be sick. It sorta sucks... I have to wait like 12 hours before any hardcore shit goes down. :*( Oh well at least I'll have something to do, I'm happy.

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Final and a Paper

I have my political science class in a few hours. It sucks mainly due to the fact that one, I don't study and two my professor went nazi on me on my research paper last week. Now I had to write a whole other paper, which I did last night (this morning) till about 4. All I've got to do now is make all my stupid citations and put them where they belong, easy enough.

My professor is a forgetful person so I really hope he remembers when he told me to revise and bring it in on the 19th (today). I have a pretty awesome memory, at times. Okay no I don't but I would bet my life that he said turn this shit in today.

Wish me luck on my final, I'm probably gonna need it because if I fail either of these, I fail the class. That's stupid right?? I've gotten all A's through this entire semester, before this paper deal I was like one of the top three in the class. Now I'm sitting at a D with no paper turned in, even though his ass should have just dealt with the fact that I was missing 1 citation and a few other very minor things. He coulda gave me a C or some shit if it really hurt his feelings. It's quite sad when someone, such as myself, can get a 93% on my research paper on the support of legalizing Marijuana but gets apparently "not enough points" to even get a passing grade on my research paper on the GOP.

We've had about four other exams and daily presentations. I passed all of them with flying colors, NOTHING below an A. Sad right? yea that's sad indeed.

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Love scandel and a love child OH NOES!

Apparently the governator has an illegitimate child to his maid that he's kept under wraps for years.


*yum* 

I love Ice cream, it's especially delicious. Soft served is pretty awesome too. I like all the flavors. Mint chocolate chip... yum. OH and frozen yogurt is extremely delicious. 
Anyways,
"On May 16, 2011, the Los Angeles Times revealed that Schwarzenegger had fathered a son in 1997 with an employee in his household, Mildred 'Patty' Baena."

This is quite interesting! Not, I could care less about other peoples personal issues. especially when it comes to their love life, I could have gave two shits about Clinton's little thing, cause that's none of our business.

I should really keep up with the news, since apparently everyone else knew about this. But what upsets me more is that the news published this and subsequently ended Arnold's marriage with his wife. Now his non-illegitimate children will have two Christmas's and still all the money they could ever want, or need.

At least I know what the babies first words were. "I'll be back" or at least his sperm.

You can see the resemblance in the picture below, but come on Arnold you could have done better! :)

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Waiters

You know what?

Having a waiter, or server serve you is pretty awesome. It's nice to see that someones job is to be a slave to my every whim. It's alright if they drop by and see if everything is going good, but this can get excessive. Especially when some slaves (servers) are trying to out due their co-slaves (co-workers) and bother you even though you're not my slave! then another slave comes by. then my slave. then the big old school pimp has to walk around making sure that the hoes are doin' work.

So I hate it when waiters are constantly bothering you while you're eating at a restaurant trying to have a conversation and every 6 minutes they stroll by IS EVERYTHING OKAY!? >:( NO BITCH YOU'RE RUINING THE EVENING. Don't ask if I want a refill just refill it. End of discussion.

Monday, May 16, 2011

Dreams

I had a dream last night.

Some would classify it as a nightmare, but confronting my fears isn't such a bad thing. For the past three nights I've been having interesting dreams. Along with interesting dreams, I seem to have this curse. I'm not a huge believer of the paranormal or anything like that, but for a few years now I've had the habit of like looking at the clock exactly at 11:34 or 3:00 at night. For those of you who are confused, 11:34 turned upside down spells hell and 3 is like demon hour of some shit. It happens all the time. I tend not thing think about it until after it happens but it happens everyday. I think all that stuff is BULLSHIT why is it happening to me?!

Anyways here are my dreams:

The first night, which would be three days ago, would be one that would frighten most, mainly because I don't know if it was a dream or not. It felt as if a spiritual entity was messing with me... while I slept. I don't know much about these things but it was pretty scary. It's strange because I didn't think paranormal activity was a good movie, nor have I talked much about it or even thought about until after that night.

Night number two, which would be two days ago, is a little sketchy now. I don't remember all the details, but I certainly did when I woke up. Apparently everyone was being possessed by something and they were turning bloody evil. Basically me and a few others... it ended up me being the last one... had to keep these people in check so they didn't go off going crazy. I remember their faces in great detail. Surprisingly enough I couldn't relate them to anyone that I currently know. I also remembered how their faces would change once they were taken control of, the dark grin and their eyes would turn all black.

 

The third dream, which would be last nights dream was more strange than scary consisted of two dreams. Mainly because I tossed a little while I slept and you only visually know you're having a dream when you wake up. Technically people can have thousands of dreams while they sleep. The only one you remember is the one before you woke up. Anywho, both of these consisted of water. Dark water.

The first one seemed like we were at a Fishery or Fish hatchery, which is a place where humans put fish to breed. Apparently there was an amazing penny in the first hatchery section... and I just had to have it. The water was clear and I could clearly see nothing else was in there. I was apparently in school at the time, since I had a teacher and bunch of classmates. So I stripped off my clothes and jumped in, no big deal. But then I realized it was super deep. at least 50 feet. But I had to have this penny so I swam and swam deeper and deeper and I finally got the penny. I looked up to find that there was no way I could get back with how long I could hold my breathe. a few strokes back up and I lost my breathe, but then learn that I could breathe underwater! So I enjoyed myself for a few moments then swam back up to my class.

Everyone was astonished at what I had done... but then there was this other deep pool type hatchery thing. Which had two creatures in it one of which was this HUGE ASS FISH and it had teeth, but it was held in place by some kind of brace. The other creature was like the lochness monster, but he was at the bottum and his flipper was stuck OH NO! so I had to dive into the dark deep watch to find him and free him, pretty badass right? Well no. I wasn't diving into pitch black water with that man eating fish and all that. Then somehow we managed to release the water and save nessy after a long argument on how to free her/him (idk)

The second dream also had something to do with water, but a local one that I know of. Apparently in this dream a man bought all the lowlying river plains in our area. He was a scientist who owned a big house by the river. He soon went missing and was presumed dead. or they found his body, hell if I knew. Anyways me and a couple of buddies went down to the river to swim. Well long story short this scientist created a monster half alligator half shark half human or some shit. All my friends were eaten and I was seriously injured. I managed to escape the river, barely, and decided to walk home. When I got to the road I stepped in a small patch of fog, that sent me flying away. I asked a bystander if he saw what had happened and he was like Oh yea! that happens all the time. So I went back to this fog and would jump around in it and it would launch me all over the place. Then I played in the fog until I woke up.

I thought dreams were suppose to have meaning or something, at least that's what some Native American tribes thought.

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Lemonade

Today's post is about Lemonade. Enjoy.

Lemonade is quite delicious and orgasmicly refreshing. I enjoy lemonade from time to time, though it's never on my list when I'm thirsty.

Today though I've had quite a supply due to me making a fresh batch of good old pink lemonade... delish

For those of you who don't mind alcohol what, are you gay? mikes hard lemonade is also quite delicious ok the gay comment wasn't very nice. I have nothing against homosexuals. Here are some stunning pictures of the bottles. Oh yessss...



I haven't had one of these in a long time. I should go find someone who would be willing to purchase these for my use.

I recommend every passerby, follower, blogger and any other person who comes across this post to take time out of their day and enjoy a nice glass of lemonade.

DO IT.

Those are rubber ducks... not lemons, but I don't care. Rubber ducks are more interesting to have so many of, am I right?

Saturday, May 14, 2011

A boring Saturday.. What?!

Greetings.

Today is turning out to be yet another completely boring, shitty day.


Saturdays usually consist of me hanging out with people, having a blast and letting go of the boring/shitty days of the week. If for some reason I don't hang out with anyone I'll usually do stuff at home.

Well not this Saturday! Everyone that I usually associate with is busy. Oh no! That's okay I'll find something to preoccupy my time. Laundry.. Done. Clean!.. Done. Work out?.. Garage is packed with stuff, so all your equipment cannot be reached due to home renovations out of my control. Go outside :D!.. Nope it's cloudy, cold, wet and overall nasty. Sit at your computer and lurk... I like to sit at my computer right when I wake up or late at night, because I hate to waste a day away. Especially one labeled as a "Saturday" Also what is there to do on the internet than communicate with people.

I'm not in the reading mood or in the vidya game mood. What to do?

Also all Saturday parties were moved to next week, due to end of finals and stuff! GOOD GOD DO THEY EXPECT ME TO STUDY?

Friday, May 13, 2011

Photoshop Requests

I'm not too shabby at Photoshop, as you can see in posts past. If anyone would like me to Photoshop something let me know and I'll see what I can do!

Recovery and Deterioration

I see Blogger has fixed most of their issues. That's good I guess. Recovery!




Food for thought. Did you know I'm usually always in a bad mood?

Well now you know. I cannot stand the way I live at all. I've got four dogs that live in my house. They're all small, thank goodness, but they're the most annoying little shits in the universe. Also, finding a job is really getting on my nerves. I feel that when I talk to my peers or other people I sound like a broken record. "I need to get a job" "I'm looking" and all of that. I've actually have gone out of my way, these past two months and went to a ton of places and applied impressed yea?. I've only been to ONE interview and they chose someone else over me.

So about these dogs:

Numba 1: They don't listen.
Numba 2: They bark, constantly and I'm not allowed to put my hand down since my roommates (Grandma's boy reference, it means parents) think I'm an abuser and I'll break their little bones.
Numba 3: They don't listen. Oh yea that's right I said this. Well they bite when I bring friends here. >:( people don't like that. Especially people of the opposite sex.
Numba 4: There are four of them. That's almost all your fingers on one hand!
Numba 5: They're treated better than me, as in they get treats every goddamn day, what the hell? I've been a good boy* ;) why don't I get a treat every now and then?
Numba 6: They're smelly. I'm not responsible for their existence, I dislike them, I'm not gonna wash them and shit.
Numba 7: Their grooming costs more money than I spend on myself for grooming. 40 big ones for 1 dog. and yes there's four of them. Holy bitchtits batman, it doesn't cost that much for toothpaste shampoo and razors to shave my ass. I go around with long-ish hair since I, for some reason, cant afford to get my hair cut every three months or so, yet the dogs get theirs done every two months. Sharp.
Numba 8: They TEAR SHIT UP. Out of my control 100%. I go to what we call "college" this is "school" but for people who are out of the public/private school systems consisting of 12 years. Anywho. These dogs, when OTHER PEOPLE let them roam around my place of residence, find items consisting of shoes, pencils, pens but not excluding remote controls, books, and other things they SOMEHOW get ahold of.
 

Numba 9: When they were little they would shit in the house. I swear I'd take them out every 15 minutes and they'd manage to hold in their shit long enough outside to shit inside.

All of these "numbas" along with around 1,203 others really takes a mental toll off on me. I can usually shrug stuff off, but recently it's pissed me off beyond comprehension. It's not anything serious. Well serious enough for me to rant about it but I'm certainly not going to cut myself. Or am I?



OH I almost forgot not really I just wrote that just because. I don't know why.

For those trollingdouchebagfaggotrednecks it's called a leash, a fence or a rope. If you let your animals roam around on the street, I will hit them in my vehicle going way above the recommended speed limit. I will not avoid them, I've got better things to do than pay attention while driving.

*Lies *All Pictures were unrelated