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Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Waiters

You know what?

Having a waiter, or server serve you is pretty awesome. It's nice to see that someones job is to be a slave to my every whim. It's alright if they drop by and see if everything is going good, but this can get excessive. Especially when some slaves (servers) are trying to out due their co-slaves (co-workers) and bother you even though you're not my slave! then another slave comes by. then my slave. then the big old school pimp has to walk around making sure that the hoes are doin' work.

So I hate it when waiters are constantly bothering you while you're eating at a restaurant trying to have a conversation and every 6 minutes they stroll by IS EVERYTHING OKAY!? >:( NO BITCH YOU'RE RUINING THE EVENING. Don't ask if I want a refill just refill it. End of discussion.

20 comments:

  1. Sometimes I feel like they did something and they are just checking to see if you noticed. Kinda like a bet. "Hey, I spit in that douches food, taking bets to see when he, if at all, figures it out."

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  2. I hate when they ask you literally just as you take your first bite. That to me is just so stupid. I can see asking once, yeah that's fine, but not all the time.

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  3. Its so true. It's nice to know they are doing their job, but too much is too much.

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  4. Personally, i like when they ask if everythings okay often. Shows that they actually give a poop about their job. I tend to tip better if my waiter/waitress tends to my every whim in a timely manor (plus i go through drinks crazy fast, so i generally need them around anyways)

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  5. I think they do it just to bother you, sometimes.

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  6. I get paranoid that they work for the government and are putting drugs and nano-gps tracking devices in my food. I don't trust other people touching my food....

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  7. YOU SPEAK WHEN SPOKEN TO YOU DIRTY SERVANT

    NOW GO GET ME SOME MORE SWEET TEA

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  8. You guys should come and eat where I live ... The waiters here have got some serious attitude.

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  9. Nice post, keep up the good work!

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  10. They scare me with their constant interrogation.

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  11. Sound about right to me. Powdered donuts.

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  12. The only time I like it when waiters are all up in your business is when it's early in the morning, I'm at a diner, and I need. more. coffee.

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  13. I remember some waiter always touching me. If you're a beautiful, young waitress, go ahead...but, oh well...

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  14. i'd just be polite if anything but yeah, some of them got serious attitude. tip sparingly! once they know that you do tip, they'll hover over you like vultures during you next visit.

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  15. some do go over the top... you can have too much of a good thing

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  16. dude i think theyre asking u for a tip or something

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