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Sunday, May 1, 2011

Death without a trial.


I TOTALLY BET YOU HAVEN'T HEARD!

That was sprinkled and laced with sarcasm, OF COURSE.

Osama Bin Laden is dead :O!




 


Lets celebrate. Come on now. We all know the words:

America...
America...
America, FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
America, FUCK YEAH!
Freedom is the only way yeah,
Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too,
America, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
America, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now,
it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow

FUCK YEAH!


McDonalds, FUCK YEAH!

Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH!
The Gap, FUCK YEAH!
Baseball, FUCK YEAH!
NFL, FUCK, YEAH!
Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH!
The Internet, FUCK YEAH!
Slavery, FUCK YEAH!

FUCK YEAH!


Starbucks, FUCK YEAH!

Disney world, FUCK YEAH!
Porno, FUCK YEAH!
Valium, FUCK YEAH!
Reeboks, FUCK YEAH!
Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH!
Sushi, FUCK YEAH!
Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH!
Rodeos, FUCK YEAH!
Bed bath and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah)

Liberty, FUCK YEAH!

White Slips, FUCK YEAH!
The Alamo, FUCK YEAH!
Band-aids, FUCK YEAH!
Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH!
Christmas, FUCK YEAH!
Immigrants, FUCK YEAH!
Popeye, FUCK YEAH!
Democrats, FUCK YEAH!
Republicans (republicans)
(fuck yeah, fuck yeah)
Sportsmanship
Books


It only took 10 years America, So who won this game of hide and seek? does the winner go until he's never caught? or do we cut it off at the five year mark and say, "hey, he's gone this long guys, I think he's really good at hiding yea?" I don't know. I'm sure a famous Two and a half men actor could tell us who "won" this one. Yea? you got that right?? WON as in Winning. as in Charlie sheen. Yea.. you got it. :)

It's fine and dandy that he's dead. Oh well lets look back for a minute. or a few minutes. or maybe an hour. or two. and lets look at why he, and others, planned the attacks that took place three days after my birthday... 9/11. Oh yea that's right. Our messed up foreign policy!

Americans don't stand up to their own standards. This is a two faced coin in a sense. To uphold our moral standard we've got to lose wars and be the nice guys and let the rest of the world harass us on how much we act like pussies.

But since I've started on moral standards... don't we believe in justice? If I went out. tonight. with all the weapons, ammunition, and otherwise items I could cause harm at a unlimited whim (IE knifes and baseball bats) and went on a rampage. Would it be "right" to shoot me dead? Logically, yes. Saves time, money, and all that. But isn't it that illogicalness-ness (I'm totally making up words) that makes Amurika, Amurika?

Back to the subject I guess...

Anyways an Islamic-Extremist is dead. Hooray... Now lets get rid of another religious extremist fanatic. Did someone say Fred Phelps Sr.? How bout Tom Cruise?


This is Fred by the way, the leader of that one church that protests soldier funerals by saying God hates you and shit. It's pretty nasty. I mean yea some people don't like the military, but dude come on those soldiers are deceased and that's their family.


Well that's all I have to say about this matter. Who brought the punch juice? You got that reference right? Damn right you did.

Have a Sexy week, and stay tuned for moar updates brothers and sisters.

Peace and Love~

1 comment:

  1. now we need to find waldo and carmen sandiego...

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